OK, I have something to get off my chest. When I was 15 I found a book at the library that changed my life. It was called 53 Boats you can Build, and I read it all summer. In fact, I paid the replacement value to the library because I just couldn’t part with it. I know you’re not supposed to do that, but back then I wasn’t sure I could find a copy and I couldn’t live without it.

Criminal evidence…